If you don’t start your Thanksgiving Zoom invites with “You are covidly invited” I don’t even know what you’re doing.

— Kara Kinney Cartwright (@dbaKaraKC) November 17, 2020

Please stay home for Thanksgiving so we can all be thankful our family is still alive to be disappointed in us next year.

— Gennefer WEAR A MASK Gross (@Gennefer) November 13, 2020

NY TIMES: here's 52 appetizer recipes for your Thanksgiving celebration!
ME, STILL ISOLATING IN A PANDEMIC: pic.twitter.com/wdLSzd00jY

— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) October 28, 2020

You want a traditional thanksgiving?
The CDC recommends you eat outside like a god damn pilgrim this year

— Dave Ween (@pittdave13) November 12, 2020

Oh no please don’t take Thanksgiving away from us, it’s our only chance to eat bad food that takes forever to cook and watch the Cowboys play bad football and argue with family members over whether Democrats are baby-eating demons

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) November 12, 2020

This thanksgiving is gonna be extra special cuz Americans can spread disease to each other like in the original

— I’m tellin ya (@BabancourtPapi) November 11, 2020

“We should cancel Thanksgiving this year.” - turkeys

— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) November 18, 2020